BLONDS

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 

1.    The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 

2.    The bouncer is a blonde girl. 

3.    I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 

4.    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 

5.    The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.  

 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'  

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,  'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

NATION OF COWARDS

An unfortunate fact of modern life in America is that we have been taught cradle to grave we have rights; rights, with absolutely no expectation of responsibility. Among the most egregious of which is the foolhearty notion Law Enforcement is responsible to protect our persons and property. Nothing could be further from reality. It is the responsibility of the individual, yes even the MORAL responsibility of the individual to protect themselves and their holdings.  "Crime is rampant because the law-abiding, each of us, condone it. excuse it. permit it. submit to it. We permit and encourage it because we do not fight back immediately, then and there, where it happens... The defect is there in our character. We are a nation of cowards and shirkers."

Possibly the most dangerous and shamefully misleading ads on T.V. is the rediculous notion an alarm system will deter a criminal bent on taking from your property and from your person withersoever. HOGWASH! By all means get an alarm system - that is good, moreso for your insurance payoff than any hope of personal protection - that duty falls directly upon us as individuals and our ability to wield a 12 ga. shotgun - for instance. It is a proven fact from Law Enforcement the very distinctive sound of activation of the slide action of a shotgun brings an immediate halt to most violent encounters.  I would bet far more affective than the fifteen minute warning given by home alarm systems.

And as Dirty Harry demonstrated: is it really loaded? Well, is it, punk?

TOLLERANCE

Diversity as a natural outgrowth of color-blind policy is good. Diversity for its own sake is racism.

THOMAS PAINE

A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. Thomas Paine  

Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.  Thomas Paine  

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. Thomas Paine  

It is an affront to treat falsehood with complaisance. Thomas Paine 

 That government is best which governs least. Thomas Paine 

 The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place, and common interest produces common security. Thomas Paine  

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. Thomas Paine  

To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had rather be loaded with taxes than not. Thomas Paine 

BETTER THAN SOCIAL SECURITY

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs; 

Hillary got $8 million for hers. 

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. 

More shameful yet is the trail of blood left in their wake in the 90's - how soon we forget. I wonder how many threats or jogging of memories it took to get Congress to ignore the Emoluments Clause of Article I, Sec. 6 disqualifies Hillary Clinton from serving as Secretary of State? 

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"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places." Ephesians 6:12 KJV

NEW NATIONAL SYMBOL

The US government announced today it is changing its national symbol to a condum because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. 

• A condom allows for inflation
• Halts production
• Destroys the next generation
• Protects a bunch of pricks 
• And gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.

It just doesn't get any more accurate than that.

LIBERALS ARE A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, 
we shall become as corrupt as Europe. Thomas Jefferson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those 
who are willing to work and give to those who would not.  Thomas Jefferson

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. 
A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.  Thomas Jefferson

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the 
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense 
of taking care of them.  Thomas Jefferson 

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results 
from too much government.  Thomas Jefferson

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.  Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear 
arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.  Thomas Jefferson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of 
patriots and tyrants.  Thomas Jefferson

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which 
he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.  Thomas Jefferson

Very Interesting Quotes 

In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas 
Jefferson said in 1802:

'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.'