WHEN PIGS FLY

It was once standard opinion that the day a black man is elected president of the United States will be the day pigs fly.

Well for better or worse we have Barrack Obama. And wouldn't you know during his first 100 days in office - Swine Flu

MEXICAN STANDOFF

The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from the State of Sonora, Mexico don't like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It's almost funny. 

The State of Sonora is angry at the influx of Mexicans into Mexico. Nine state legislators from the Mexican State of Sonora traveled to Tucson to complain about Arizona 's new employer crackdown on illegals from Mexico. It seems that many Mexican illegals are returning to their hometowns and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off. A 20 delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to state that Arizona 's new Employer Sanctions Law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state.

At a news conference, the legislators said that Sonora, Arizona's southern neighbor, made up of mostly small towns, cannot handle the demand for housing, jobs and schools that it will face as Mexican workers return to their hometowns from the USA without jobs or money.
The Arizona law, which took effect Jan.1, punishes Arizona employers who knowingly hire individuals without valid legal documents to work in the United States. Penalties include suspension of, or loss of, their business license.

The Mexican legislators are angry because their own citizens are returning to their hometowns, placing a burden on THEIR state government. 'How can Arizona pass a law like this?' asked Mexican Rep Leticia Amparano-Gamez, who represents Nogales.

'There is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a friend or relative working in Arizona,' she said, speaking in Spanish. 'Mexico is not prepared for this, for the tremendous problems it will face as more and more Mexicans working in Arizona and who were sending money to their families return to their home-towns in Sonora without jobs,' she said. 'We are one family, socially and economically,' she said of the people of Sonora and Arizona. Wrong! The United States is a sovereign nation, not a subsidiary of Mexico, and its taxpayers are not responsible for the welfare of Mexico 's citizens. It's time for the Mexican government, and its citizens, to stop feeding parasitically off the United States and to start taking care of its/their own needs. Too bad that other states within the USA don't pass a law just like that passed by Arizona. Maybe that's the answer, since our own Congress will do nothing!

New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message.

1.      There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.

2.      All ballots will be in this nation's language.

3.      All government business will be conducted in our language.

4.      Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

5.      Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6.      Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.

7.      Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8.      If foreigners come here and buy land, options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9.      Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.

10.  If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.

 Too strict?.

The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO! These sound fine to me. NOW, how can we get these laws to be America's Immigration Laws?

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

In a 2003 address to the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology, Richard Smalley, Nobel laureate in chemistry (1996), forecast that "by 2010, if current trends continue, over 90 percent of all physical scientists and engineers in the world will be Asians working in Asia."

One possible explanation for this sharply declining science enrollment by Americans and the sharp increase of Asian students comes from scholars in the People's Republic of China. Chinese paleontologists studying the famous Cambrian explosion fossils in the Chengjiang shale in the Yunnan province have commented to their American collegues, "In China we are not allowed to criticize our government leaders, but we are free to criticize Darwin. In your country you are free to ciriticize your government leaders, but you are not permitted to criticize Darwin."

Contrariwise, an avowed know-it-all body of Christendom, indifferent to discovery of fact and self imposed ignorance of the same; and faith over fact mentality of polarization are in fact, to blame? 

Faith gives the right of new birth not willful ignorance. What brings that faith? It is NOT a blind faith! Adam received his first assignment to review creation and give it nomenclature or saying it another way, a means of identification Gen 2:19. We must ask ourselves, 'for whose benefit?' There therefore, can be no contradiction between the discovery of fact by scientific method and faith in the Genesis account. It is however the responsibility of the faithful to know and understand that ALL of creation speaks of the glory of God, in decency and order, and that takes dedicated work; and with the expectation of the creator from the beginning, to do so.

Faith without works is dead being alone. James 2:26 KJV

THIS BUD'S FOR YOU

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. 

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmlY answers, "Sure, Why not?"  The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg,  Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." 

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" 

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" 

"You're a Congressman for the U.S.  Government", says Bud. 

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"   

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.  This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. 

OBAMANOMICS

Put money into the economy by

• Taking money out of the economy
• Then put it back into the economy
• Tax it as it passes through

RANSOM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.Suddenly a man knocks on his window; The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, and the Democratic leaders in Congress. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

 'About a gallon'

LOSERS AND WANNABES

Anyone with a brain knows the homily told below is true. Socialism cannot and does not work: it hasn't at anytime the past; doesn't now; and never will anytime in the future. Its an idiom for losers and wannabes.

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An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism.

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too; so they studied little... The second Test average was a D!  No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else. All failed to their great surprise and the professor told them that socialism would ultimately fail because the harder to succeed the greater the reward but when a government takes all the reward away; no one will try or succeed.