CLEARING THE AIR

A gal in my office was telling me about an event taking place Thanksgiving Day at her mother's house. Her parents, Doug and Lois, invited an aging couple in their late eighties for TDay. The elderly gentleman was blind so Doug escorted a suddenly urgent octogenarian to the bathroom. After strategic placement before the head, Doug excuses himself to the outer room. In due season a much relieved gent called for ready escort back to the family room.

Apparently, the air was of much less quality that when the 'Old Fart' left more than his namesake behind. Imagining the search for and discovery of the air freshener is a story in itself but nonetheless our hero succeeds and then proceeds to spray the musky mens room with a bit of freshness. 

Enter our guide to the blind and try to envision his surprise to see a completely random pattern of copious quantities of shaving cream hanging about like strings of popcorn on a Christmas tree...