Tuesday, May 19, 2009

NEW 1K BILL

With the inevitable rampant inflation we are certain to be facing, I have a suggestion for a new bill in One Thousand Dollar denomination: 

One square of toilet tissue. It will have a Jackass on the back going down a yellow brick road, sufficiently loaded with free Bubble-Up and Rainbow Stew. 

Of course no coinage would be proper without a picture. So, put Obama on the front. It will be like the Sacajawea dollar - she wasn't a president either but at least she was born here. Then that is why she is on something of metal.

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