Wednesday, March 4, 2009

BLONDS

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 

1.    The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 

2.    The bouncer is a blonde girl. 

3.    I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 

4.    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 

5.    The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.  

 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'  

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,  'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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