Tuesday, March 3, 2009

NEW NATIONAL SYMBOL

The US government announced today it is changing its national symbol to a condum because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. 
  • A condom allows for inflation
  • Halts production
  • Destroys the next generation
  • Protects a bunch of pricks 
  • And gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.
It just doesn't get any more accurate than that.

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